C-O-M Limit Offer

So YT has been putting some thought into the Midnight Move Up (MMU) by some of the major retailers. I was once told that it is better to respond than to react. I reacted for a while and now I can respond. The MMU movement was/is inevitable. The trend has been moving that way for years. Remember it wasn't that long ago that the 6AM opening was considered early! Why a person could have a proper Thanksgiving, go to bed at a reasonable time, wake up early but not too early, and go out,spend all of your money, and be at Cracker Barrel by.... oh say noon or so. Now enter the MMU people! They have ruined my carefully laid out routine and plans. With everyone starting at midnight I have been forced to use a combination of alchemy, bio-science and animal husbandry to solve this problem.

Let's face it, you can't be everywhere at once. There is only one of you right? Well I have solved the problem sort of.... I call it Clone-O-Matic. What C-O-M does is allows you to have up to 10 replicants of yourself at one time.

Need to be at Wally's to score the $150 deluxe gizmo and be at Tar-shay for the $99 electronic thing a ma jig, when they both open at Midnight? Or how about K-Smart and Big Pots at say 5 AM. Not a problem! With Clone -O-Matic you can make both lines with time to spare!

C-O-M does it all! for only 4 easy payments of $2.6 million, you can have the latest and greatest cloning device available to man. How does it work you may ask? Go ahead and ask... I'll wait....... Thanks for asking, that's a good question. Well here's your answer!

First you remove a toe using our toe removal clippers, which are included in the C-O-M kit (any toe will do). Then you inset the toe into our patent pending cryogenic replicator. Simply add our special blend of secret herbs, spices and dijon DNA sauce. Bring the mixture down to 10 degrees kelvin and in less time than it takes to cook a full grown elephant, you will have your very own clone.

Don't delay! The offer is limited to the first 5000 people who can get their payments into my Credit Swiss bank account before the feds get wise to the plan.
Visit our website @ www.clonemyassquick.tv. Enter the coupon code Jurassic Park into the box on the left of the screen and receive free shipping! Hurry as this deal can't last forever!

More on this later

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UB