News Flash!
US customs officials have released the shipment of JC Penney's snow globes from impound. The move, which should mean that Rory will get her "damn snow globe", was not unexpected. The Chinese Trade Commission has released a statement that claims, "We are kinda sorta sorry but not too much. We hope that maybe it won't happen again unless we don't get caught." Yours truly is reserving judgement on the situation until Rory gets her damn snow globe and we can move on. YT was never officially able confirm or deny the whole tears thing.
YT has just received an overnight package from Harbor Freight in California. Maybe they want to kiss and make up! I haven't had a chance to open it yet. It sounds like a clock. It is definitely ticking.! More on that one later.
Mackenzie Barron has been spotted working out at the downtown Houston Dollar Tree store. Rumor is that she can fit 10 pounds of stuff in a 5 pound basket! Kudos to her! The entire BF crowd is wondering which Kenzie will show up this season. Will it be the energetic KRB of 2007 or the lethargic "I need some damn coffee and I need it NOW!" KRB of last year. YT is hoping for the old school KRB. You know, the one that would do anything for a bargain. Why I remember.....I remember..... who are we talking about again? Oh ya Kenzie, well anyway I hope that she shows up ready to rock, not like last year's "I want my coffee and I want it NOW!". Didn't I just say that. I don't remember.
On the local IV/BF scene. YT got a call form the Radio Shack in the mall. They were calling to see how I was doing and if I needed some remote controlled cars, trucks, or batteries. I said I was waiting to see what the door buster deal was going to be before I committed on the whole battery thing.
We are not hardware we are Debo has also dusted off 2 shelves for their BF/DB specials. Word on the street is that they are planning on having a special on batteries, remote controlled cars, screw drivers, and other quality imported products. The planned Ace Hardware GPS offering has been scrapped. Officials at Ace Hardware corporate only commented that when you think GPS, you think CVS! How true, how true!
And speaking of Walgreen's, YT is hoping that they offer the battery DB again this year. I am really pissed at the Radio Shack guy who keep calling me and asking "do you need any remote controlled cars, trucks, or batteries?". Walgreen's has always been my go to place for Mixed Nuts laundry detergent ,and Blue Ray players. Not to mention razors, oh wait I just did. I am thinking that they may sell batteries too. Charles Walgreen himself called me to ask my thoughts on them offering a Garman GPS. I said," Hey Charlie! when I think GPS I think ..... Garman." He also asked me if I needed any "remote controlled cars, trucks , or batteries". Yeah... that's what I said.
California based Dollar Tree. has just ordered another skid load of men's body wash in anticipation of a very sweaty BF season. Rumor is that the body wash is made from the tears of very young Chinese girls from the factory that makes it. That may explain the interesting scent of the body wash. Also, it is rumored that because of the expected arrival of the mysterious Darcy Barron, they will also lay in a supply of tomato juice and wine glasses at their Peru IL location.
And speaking of Darcy and I mean really, who doesn't. YT has learned that she is starting a very rigorous training regimen for the IV/BF festivities. Officials at both the National Institutes of Health and UC Berkley would neither confirm or deny the buzz that Darcy is undergoing intensive testing and training at an "undisclosed location" in hopes of returning to her 2005 BF form. The past few years have found Darcy on the sidelines for the IV/BF scene. There are unconfirmed reports that this is the result of bionic implants gone bad. It has long been believed that Darcy, in an effort to achieve oneness with the whole retail word, had her debit card number imprinted directly on her frontal cortex lobe of her brain. This would have allowed Darcy to just nod her head to pay at the register. Her pin number and digital signature were to be implanted in her middle finger. I am not sure if this ever actually transpired, but if it did, it would explain a lot of misunderstood things.
Hey the package from Harbor Freight has just stopped ticking. May be it needs batteries. Anybody know where I can score some?
Cheers
Buck Russell
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