Part 2827 in a series

So I hacked into the aerospace satellite and tied it into Google Earth and Weather bug and then ran that through the old G3 and I have noticed several things. Migrating Canadian Geese have recently changed their pattern. Following a trail of Goose Scat, and let me tell you that is a slippery slope. I have discovered that there is a large flock of geese that has taken up residence just north of the interstate, right next to the Taco Bell. The possible fall out from this is stunning. That area is considered by many in the know to be the key to the entire BF operation. Now all this may seem like just the rantings of a crazy old man, until you do a Google search on the "Peru Mal". The map that comes up has no tie in to either Peru or Mall. The locator is over a former secret training base for VC employees located near Ottawa IL. YT is researching this as we speak. I am very concerned that the geese may have some connection to both Taco Bell and the now defunct VC. It might just be my imagination, but didn't VC offer a free mutant goose kit with every purchase on BF back in 2007? Is it possible that these mutant geese may be tied to a plot to fill the WalMart parking lot with Goose Poop?

Many have long believed that the death of VC can be tied to the birth of the Gigantic WalMart in Ottawa. Now with the WalNart s in Princeton, Peru,and Ottawa , coupled with the sudden appearance of Goose Scat and the disappearance of the Peru Mall from Google Earth, YT fears that there is a plot brewing to cause chaos on BF. YT believes that the alleged mutant geese may have been trained by the So Cal Chamber of Commerce. Their "Stop Darcy from Going Home for Thanksgiving and Black Friday and a Couple of days before that" better known as SDGHTGBFCDAT" campaign has been stymied by the sudden departure of one DRB on her annual purification trip to 18,000 feet. What do mutant geese, SC CofC DRB and VC have in common? I can't say. Run ours abound that a former CIA operative known only as "Rory Barron" may be involved. Seems they may have an old score to settle about an outfit at Marshall's or something. More on this later.

So anyway the whole Peru Mall disappearance thing....Ain't it sumthin? David Copperfield is en-route to see what he can do to bring it back. I think that it is going to take more than a magician to bring the mall back!


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